Where do those kick-ass gig summaries and journal entries go to die? Right into the Bag o'Leftovers, of course! We've made a lifetime occupation out of sitting around mindlessly reliving our past exploits—and now you can, too! (Please microwave all summaries on High for 45 to 55 seconds before serving.)

04.17.2004 "I Can't Hold Back"
03.26.2004 Damien: A Good Omen II
02.14.2004 "Love Stinks"
01.17.2004 "If I Never Knew Your Namik"
01.09.2004 Diamondbag Meets the Wolfman
11.07.2003 "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid"
10.24.2003 Friday Night Arrives Without a Suitcase
08.15.2003 "Speak to Me, Dada!"
07.05.2003 "Hey Man, Is That Freedom Rock?"
06.14.2003 "We Were on a Break!"
04.22.2003 Sphere of Imagination
03.28.2003 Geaux Horns!
03.01.2003 "The Friends of Mr. Byro – Byro – Byro!!"
02.08.2003 "Are You Now, or Have You Ever Been, a Member of Diamondbag?"
01.31.2003 "There Are Some Who Call Me . . . Tim."
01.10.2003 Body Language (or, "Let Me Entertain You")
11.08.2002 "The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men . . ."
11.01.2002 "Neil Has Left the Building . . ."
10.25.2002 The Perfect Storm
10.11.2002 OU Still Sucks
08.16.2002 Jon Townsend, a.k.a. "The Killer"
07.06.2002 The Lost Weekend
07.01.2002 The Who at the Hollywood Bowl
06.21.2002 A Good Omen
06.13.2002 Excuse Me, Have You Seen the Sound Guy?
05.11.2002 It's the End of My Voice As I Know It (But I Feel Fine!)
03.17.2002 A Wee Bit o' the Willie