Your email has been sent! You can expect a personal response fairly soon, but if you don't hear from us within a few days, don't freak out and start emailing us over and over. That's just irritating, and it sure as hell won't make us want to answer you any sooner. But if you haven't gotten a response within a couple of weeks, well then sure, send us another note and ask what the heck is wrong with us! (Plenty, we'd wager—but that's still no excuse for us not answering our email, now is it?)

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